Anonymous asked: whoo four minutes to go in anon hour what would remus and srius' first time doing the frick frack with each other be like
so do you remember in shoebox project when remus and sirius do it for the first time and it’s good and sirius tells remus how bad and awkward james’s first time w/lily was
absolutely nothing like that, the first time they do the frick frack it is awkward to the extent that they lay in bed afterward contemplating a life of celibacy, remus woefully says aloud that maybe they should go get their memories modified and try again another time, sirius is so hysterically embarrassed that he can’t laughing. remus keeps trying to talk about what went wrong and how they can make it better and sirius is like refusing until remus points out “well if we don’t figure out what went WRONG we won’t be able to do it RIGHT next time” and then they talk about it and the second time is better, and then the third time sirius is actually like “wowie i can’t wait to do that again, let’s reconvene for round 2 in 20 minutes after i have a smoke.”
on this note you say the first time doing the frick frack with EACH OTHER and i think this also is sirius’s first time doin the do at ALL with another person (i really. dig the idea of demisexual sirius so one offs aren’t a thing he is interested in but he feels so strongly about remus that it Happens), but remus. u know all those study sessions. u know the tutoring he did with that hot slytherin dude in potions. WINK. WONK.
(sirius jokingly asks where remus learned to do all of these things with his mouth and remus replies, honestly, with “practice.” sirius is shocked.)