1. (Source: nateswinehart)

     
  2. 21:51 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from hardcoreshounen

    reblog if you dont

     
  3. no

     
  4. dargonpoop:

    Teddy Lupin casting a patronus and everyone starts freaking out bc hOLY SHIT IS THAT A WEREWOLF

    but the only thing Teddy feels is the comfort of knowing that his father is still there, protecting him

     
  5. 20:39

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    Reblogged from kawaiiflowerchild

    Tags: i think so too tbh

    punk-roque:

    tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

     
  6. 20:01

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    Reblogged from bewarekoalakeenan

    youngblackandvegan:

    Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

     
  7. 20:00

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    Reblogged from goodlyrottenapple

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    blxckbiird:

    spaghetti-western-wannabe:

    So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

    nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

    FLOOR IT?

    NICK NO

    HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

    NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

    I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

    NICK P L E A S E

     
  8. 19:59

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    Reblogged from gloryfrommylowest

    kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

     
  9. 19:58

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    Reblogged from gloryfrommylowest

    Tags: ngl watched this for two minutes

    britanymurphy:

    me at a straight boy’s house 

     
  10. 18:54

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    Reblogged from kawaiiflowerchild

    Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

    rsbenedict:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    you a bitch

    It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

    So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

     
  11. 17:52

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    Reblogged from bewarekoalakeenan

    Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

    (Source: tracey-hummel)

     
  12. 17:52

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    Reblogged from irresistible-revolution

    shutl0w:

    did some good tweets today i think

     
  13. 17:48

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    Reblogged from tropicgothic

    Tags: healthnote to self

    image: Download

     
  14. 17:47

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    Reblogged from sacripantas

    Tags: drugs cwLOL

    skeetbucket:

    weloveshortvideos:

    When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

    u kno she fired

     
  15. 17:39

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    Reblogged from princesssexual

    roborenard:

    absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically

    destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage

    romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be