1. 20:05 17th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from amokvulcan

    Tags: aye

    spermbanker:

    date me to disappoint your parents

     
  2. 19:57

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    Tags: pictures of me

    image: Download

    i’ve been on this website for three hours and saw my face in the screen and just
i need to not

    i’ve been on this website for three hours and saw my face in the screen and just

    i need to not

     
  3. bifca:

    so what if sirius is really uncomfortable asking for physical affection (like hugs or to just be able to sit near someone) because let’s face it, the blacks were lightly not the cuddliest bunch

    but he feels okay doing it as padfoot

    like when they’re away from people and he won’t be caught, he’ll change into padfoot and pounce on james and lick all over his face, and james just laughs and rolls around with him in the grass (and then james will make it a point to throw his arm over sirius’s shoulders or pull him in for a hug at random times because he figured it out)

    or he’ll sit next to peter with his tail wagging until peter caves and just rubs and pets him and maybe even gives him some of the food he smuggled from the kitchens because sirius looked at him with those big, pleading, (literal) puppy dog eyes

    but with remus it’s a little different, because it’s not playful like it is with the other two. he’ll just jump on the bed and curl up to him him while he’s reading, pressed so close he’s almost on him with remus’s hand running idly through his fur, until one day he shifts back into sirius, and he’s so nervous and he’s just stiff and waiting for the rejection with his eyes squeezed shut but remus just wraps his arm around him and pulls him closer with a kiss to his forehead and goes back to reading

    and sirius hides his smile against remus’s shoulder because he’s so happy and that smile is revealing too much (and he knows remus can still feel it against him) and settles in next to him

     
  4. 19:17

    Notes: 11640

    Reblogged from tropicgothic

     
  5. 19:15

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    Reblogged from lyrascambridge

     
  6. 19:07

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    Reblogged from goodlyrottenapple

    harriedwizard:

    knitmeapony:

    Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

    I’m going for beer.

    A LOT of beer.

    Dresden

    (Source: enjolrastic)

     
  7. 19:05

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    Reblogged from psychedeliccoin

    Tags: nsfw textJESus fucking cksgf

    angfdz:

    verybigpimpin:

    "can i come over"

    image

    "please im really sorry & i miss you"

    image

    "ill eat u out"

    image

    I think about this post almost every week

     
  8. 18:16

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    Reblogged from caffeine-matriach

    bryanchoppertagteam:

    magicalmanhattanproject:

    if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

    Ladies real talk

     
  9. hello yes i have returned to reclaim my title of selfie queen thank

     
  10. 08:20

    Notes: 4904

    Reblogged from princesssexual

    shinjiikari:

    im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

     
  11. 08:20

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    Reblogged from hardcoreshounen

    ukeking:

    the secret to losing followers is being yourself

     
  12. 08:07

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    Reblogged from lelandmadisonstanford

    snoia:

    u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

     
  13. 08:04

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    Reblogged from llamadust

    svveden:

    *puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

     
  14. 08:03

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    Reblogged from moonyandthediamonds

    kevinspacedout:

    can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed up
    article: (x)

     
  15. 22:16 16th Sep 2014

    Notes: 36137

    Reblogged from herhopeistreacherous

    Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
    — 

    Lena Dunham (x)

    Why I love her and why you should too.

    (via taylorswift)

    (Source: mylittlebookofquotes)